1. Sing karaoke with Carrot-top.
2. Do at least 4 things from Sarah Palin's Bucket List
3. Read Napoleon Bonaparte's diaries
4. Be tackled by a deranged zombie
5. Apply Justin Beiber lyrics to my life
6. Spend an insane amount of time in prison
7. Watch an entire documentary about the complexities of a cardboard box
8. Donate my limbs to a war veteran
9. Lower my Gangster Status
10. Slap an angry donkey
11. Trust George Bush
12. Start a club to support Jack Bauer
13. Dognap Oprah's dog
14. Befriend Lindsey Webb after she gets a haircut
15. Actually apply stats to my everyday life
16. Give up my love for Asians
17. Trust Glenn Becks opinion
18. Hold hands with Jay Leno
19. Crush a child's dream
20. Have Miley Cryus proofread all my college papers
21. Trust a Freudian's opinion about my mother
22. Knit a sweater for a gorilla
23. Write Ozzy Osbourne's resume
24. Stop waking up feeling like P. Diddy
25. Bermuda Triangle in a rowboat
26. Put on a leopard print Snuggie and prowl through the jungle
27. Analyze a pre-teens diary
28. Write a theme song for an Iguana
29. Get in a heated debate defending a paper shredder
30. Be a cocaine addicts personal alarm clock
31. Do what Fox News tells me to do
32. Open a Snail hospital
33. Be in a locked room with a drunk cow
34. Quit my Pineapple addiction...cold turkey
35. Insult Mr. T
36. Give up sleep
37. Attend a Jonas Brothers fan club meeting
38. Give away Fritz- my lovable garden gnome
39. Hold a walk-a-thon to support John McCain
40. Never quote The Office again
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