Smokers Section.

Everyday at this time, Christian and I take the long walk to the library and sit in the same spot.

By the smokers.

Everyday at this time, Christian and I hear and witness very intriguing things.

By the smokers.

Care to know some of the stimulating conversation we were able to tune-in on today?

Redhead Skank: "Well like, I mean, Communism has it's faults just like our like government too. Because it's like, corrupt"

Semi-attractive straight edge kid: "They're real but like, what is real?"

(Christian and Melissas sideline input: "Well like yeah because, who even defines what's real these days anyway? I mean, I think it's pretty open to interpretation...)

***Man walks in dressed like Jack the Ripper***

Redheaded Skank: Nice outfit! Are you dressed for fetish night?!

(Christian and Melissas sideline input: ...Oh no...What's his fetish...?)

Tall black man whore: Nah I kinda had a boring weekend

Redheaded Skank: HA! That's because you haven't lost your virginity yet!

Tall black man whore: Shut up!

Other person who wasn't important enought to remember: That was rude!

Redheaded Skank: No, that's how we joke. Because it's not like he's choosing not to lose his virginity. Because if so, it would be different because that's his choice. No, he wants to lose his virginity, he just can't find anyone!

Redheaded Skank: When I want to joke around I tell people I don't have sex and I don't do drugs. And you can't like, prove I've had sex. No one has seen it, no one was there. You can't prove it you just...can't.

Sometimes, life just hands you these situations. And you just have to embrace it.