Monday

TB.

I guess I'm taking this whole 30 day thing lightly.
Meaning I'm not planning on doing it everyday. So
that explains this post.

Brushing my teeth.

I love how clean my mouth feels after brushing. I love having good hygeine. I love teeth, we all know that. But something you may not know is that I hate the process of brushing my teeth. Mostly becuause I brush right when I wake up, right in the middle of the day and right before I go to bed. Inconvenience. I'm always tired, and it sometimes takes so much effort. So I've made a goal. A goal that will help rid me of this terrible hatred I have towards the process of tooth brushing.

Every time something good happens, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I listen to my favorite songs, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I have butterflies in my stomach, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time my hair is soft, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I go to bed, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I feel happy, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time someone compliments my style, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I pet an animal without having an allergic reaction, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I wake up, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I laugh until my stomach hurts and tears form, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I watch Community, 30 rock, AD, etc., I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time my paycheck reaches my hands, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I find something that I lose, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time the smokers say something stimulatingly moronic, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I watch a reality t.v show without losing brain cells, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I get an "A" on a test, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I think of Christmas, I'm going to brush my teeth.
Every time I watch someone fall down the stairs and NOT get hurt, I'm going to brush my teeth.

This is only the beginning, terrible process of toothbrushing. You have officially made an enemy. and you will be defeated.

No comments:

Post a Comment